Mommy: Sam, your birthday is coming up soon. What kind of present do you want?
Sam: I want dynamite. REAL dynamite.
Mommy: Sam, what would you do with a stick of REAL dynamite?
Sam: I would set it in the road so the cars could drive over it and explode their tires.
Mommy: But that would hurt the person driving...
Sam: Yeah, but it would blow a hole in the road!!! What if it just hurt the squirrels and not people?
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