These are all quotes from me straight from our dinner table tonight.
"Sam, DON'T eat boogers at the table!"
"What are you doing? Don't take your underpants off while we're eating!"
"Could you please turn around and step off your chair while you put your underpants back on!?!?! We really don't need to see that."
"Toby! Don't blow your nose on your fingers! Fold the kleenex in half next time!"
"Sam! Why are you throwing your cranberries under the table? No, Toby isn't going to eat them like a dog off the floor!"
"No, these are called 'dumplings' not 'soup doughnuts'."
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