Tree poop and other assorted things...

Quotes straight from the kid himself:

"Today I helped Grampy clean up all the tree poop after the rain!" (a.k.a. seed pods)
"I watched a boy get punched in the eye hat!" (a.k.a. eye lid)
"We had loose goose for lunch today" (a.k.a. couscous)
"A heart attack is when your heart gets sick. And when you have a heart attack, Jesus gets hurt."
"I think that Annalise puts her green beans on the floor to save for a snack."

New favorites.

Quotes from the weekend:

(after smashing his lollipop with my *disgusting* foot skin file thingy and licking the lollipop and foot powder off the table) "Yum! Tastes like sugar!"

"Do we ever call our lips the 'mouth lid?'"

"I want to watch 'Willy Wonker'!!!"

"I am NOT a vanilla bean. I am NOT cute. But, I am handsome."